Bounce Without the Bruises | Your Guide to Trampoline Greatness
You’ve heard it a zillion times: “Trampolines are death traps!” Okay, drama queens, settle down. Here’s the truth—yes, trampolines can be a little extra… but only if you treat them like a mosh pit.
That “IF” is the kicker. Treat your trampoline with respect, and it can transform your backyard into a paradise of bounce-tastic memories, free of faceplants and fiascos. But ignore the basics? Well, hello, comedy of errors (with a side of ice packs).
To save you from starring in your own trampoline blooper reel, the geniuses behind the world’s safest trampoline (yep, that’s us—Springfree Trampoline) present: 10 foolproof rules to keep you soaring safely and smiling widely.
Let’s face it—life’s too short to spend it worrying about trampoline injuries. So read on, follow the rules, and bounce your way to backyard glory.
Trampoline Injury Statistics
Before diving into the safety rules, let’s hit you with some data. Around 100,000 people visit the ER each year for trampoline injuries (according to Policygenius.), with children aged 5-14 making up the majority (according to OrthoInfo. ). Nowadays, trampolines have enclosure nets and safety padding, but cheaper models still pose risks.
10 Commandments of Trampoline Survival | The Gospel According to Springfree
Bouncing on a trampoline: the ultimate backyard thrill that walks a fine line between “Whee!” and “Whoa!” But don’t worry—we’re here to keep your backyard shenanigans from turning into blooper-reel-worthy disasters.
Presenting 10 hilariously serious rules for trampoline safety, courtesy of the geniuses at Springfree Trampoline (yes, we’re the Da Vincis of safe bouncing).
Rule #1: Thou Shalt Not Play Trampoline Chicken
One bouncer at a time. Mid-air collisions might look cool in action movies, but your ER bill will not.
Rule #2: No Flip-Flopping, Literally
Sure, backflips seem like a great idea… until gravity humbles you. Stick to basic bounces unless you’re secretly Simone Biles.
Rule #3: Inspect Thy Launchpad
Before you bounce, check for loose springs, tears, or other trampoline gremlins. A sturdy trampoline is a happy trampoline.
Rule #4: Respect the Sacred Center
The trampoline mat’s edge is for rebels and risk-takers (a.k.a. people who like sprained ankles). Stay centered, stay sane.
Rule #5: Ban the Backyard Cirque du Soleil
No somersaults, circus tricks, or impromptu gymnastics routines. You’re a bouncer, not an auditioning trapeze artist.
Rule #6: No WWE Moves Allowed
Leave the body slams, suplexes, and roughhousing inside. Your trampoline is for bouncing, not battle royales.
Rule #7: Socks Are Sabotage
Trampoline + socks = impromptu ice skating. Bare feet or trampoline shoes only, unless you’re auditioning for America’s Funniest Home Videos.
Rule #8: Keep an Eye on the Flying Squirrels
Supervision isn’t optional. Be the hawk-eyed referee your bouncers need, or risk the chaos that follows unsupervised leaps.
Rule #9: Embrace the Bounce Bubble
That safety enclosure isn’t just a suggestion—it’s a force field between you and gravity’s cruel sense of humor. Use it.
Rule #10: Age Before Bounce
Not all bouncers are created equal. Lay down the law for different age groups to avoid trampoline turf wars.
Follow these rules, and you’ll go from “Uh-oh!” to “Woohoo!” faster than your kids can yell, “Watch me, Mom!” So go forth, bounce safely, and turn your backyard into the happiest trampoline zone ever.
Need a Safer Trampoline?
Trampolines can be risky, but if you follow these 10 safety rules, you’ll greatly reduce the chances of injury. Plus, consider investing in a safer, high-quality trampoline like Springfree, which eliminates 90% of product-related injuries with features like:
- Flexible composite rods instead of metal springs
- A FlexiNet that cushions wayward jumpers
- A hidden frame below the jumping surface
- A SoftEdge Mat that absorbs shock and eliminates hard edges
- Pliable enclosure rods replacing hard metal poles
Springfree Trampolines might not be for everyone—they are premium and priced accordingly—but for safety and peace of mind, they’re worth considering. Curious if a Springfree is right for you? Read our article “Are Springfree Trampolines Worth the Money?” and jump into safer fun!
Ready to shop for a new trampoline? you can shop online here or you can come into our store and try them out first!!
Backyard Fun Zone
12201 Northland Dr Cedar Springs, MI 49319
616-785-7383 / BackyardFunZone@gmail.com